Thursday, 17 February 2011

There are no words... well there are but just derogatory ones

Seriously, who in their right mind would wear any of these modesty or shirt panels?!

I was browsing through the Betterware catalogue that came through our door, not as good as the Lakeland daydreams I have whilst looking through their catalogue but just as fun to imagine buying random items. Like the above... or not.

I can to a certain degree, imagine in the long dark tea-time of my soul, there may be a couple of poor deluded women that would buy the modesty panels. Maybe they work as a librarian or in the 1940s, where a modesty panel would be needed to ensure the sweater bunnies don't escape and scare the menfolk. No one wants to be all Blake Lively boob-tacular all the time. It may be nice to still have the option to wear your favourite low cut tops in a professional setting for example, without being able to keep pens in your cleavage.

But come on! What sane person thinks, "aha I think a shirt would look great under this jumper but it's too hot. What to do? I'll buy a FAKE shirt collar from a mail order catalogue and it will look ace. I'll be the best dressed woman in the office or in the street. Depending on the street, definitely in the top 3 of the most beautiful girls on the street."

Just reading the blurb beside the photo is suitable miserable, "Achieve the look of layered clothing without the discomfort and bulky effect." I really don't want to live in a world where clothing is solely judged on how comfortable it is, this may be one of my worst nightmares.

1 comment:

  1. Wise words indeed. Also, no way could you get away with these not looking totally fake and cheap, what with them beng exactly that. Raised a good question about how to layer effectively without looking like a version of the Michelin man- fine knit cardigans, pashminas and other options yes, but these things? NononononnoNO!

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